Dr. Sylvester
Nilo
Nathan
Richard Grimes
Patrick
Dr. Alan Shapiro
Chairman Drek (voice)
Dr. Mobley
Monsieur Homais
The Academy Teacher (voice)
Jerry Heller
Dr. Eugene Landy
Dr. Lawrence Hayes
Aleksei Sytsevich
Ptah-Nem-Hotep
Friar Laurence
Arnie Blondestone
Dr Barker
Abraham Zapruder
Theophilus Freeman
Dennis Girard
Self
Ralph
Chet (voice)
Storylord (voice)
Paul Gill
Benno Levin
Ben Bernanke
Tom Duffy
Kingsley
Mike Flaherty
King John
Barney Panofsky
Vladimir Chertkov
Richard Garsik
Paul
Dr. Satan (voice)
Rick Honeycutt
Self
Georges Gattling
Hertz
Nick (Santa) Claus
Mr. X
Screw-On Head (voice)
Cleveland Heep
Stan Beals (voice)
Inspector Uhl
Tim the Gate Guard (voice)
Joe Gould
Narrator (voice)
Miles
Anthony Russo
Shorty
Gordo
Harvey Pekar
Marty Wolf
Johnson J. Johnson
Toby Oxman
Bob Zmuda
Simeon
Sergeant Hill
FBI Technician
Kenny
Extras Guild Researcher
Scott
Kissing Man
Executive Producer
