Royale Fitzgibbon
Kelly Kevyn
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Wick Cooper (voice)
Teddy (voice)
Salesman
Self
Uncle Dick
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Cherry's Dad
Rodney Bingenheimer
Tony V
Michael O'Donoghue
Edgar Easton
Darren
Greg
Principal Michael Akers
Chief O'Hara (voice)
Brock Masterson
Dr. Bill Dowd
Chief O'Hara (voice)
Studio Security
Chief of Staff
Scribble (voice)
Rick Nathanson
Mr. Murphy
Father Padrigo
Reading Fairy (voice)
Carl Halabi
Roger Lemke
Dr. Barrett Ingold
Ned Gold
Orson
Mike
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Karl Wolfschtagg
Campus Cop
Videographer
Larry Murphy
Marshall
Eddie the Computer (voice)
Roger Walker
Pete
The Priest
Eric
Doctor
Documentarian (Voice)
Randall
Characters
Producer
Producer
Screenplay
Screenplay
Screenplay
Screenplay
